1 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:56,020 Do you know who she is yet? 2 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,460 Her name's Helen Pritchard. 3 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,800 Right. 4 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,620 She was found in the middle of a field. 5 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:08,759 Right. Wearing only a nightdress. 6 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,160 Right. Well, then. 7 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:14,260 Yes? It just doesn't make sense. 8 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:19,600 Where on earth did she come from, I wonder? 9 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:25,080 That. is what Captain Cordell is trying to find out. 10 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:56,200 That's right, sir. A train went through about an hour before Helen Pritchard was 11 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,480 found. A night express, sir. It was a sleeper. Ray! 12 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,680 Well, that would explain the night dresser. 13 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:05,880 She was travelling in a sleeping berth and... I fully appreciate the 14 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,340 ramifications of your discoveries, Captain Cordell. 15 00:03:09,460 --> 00:03:11,860 So, she was on a train. 16 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:16,100 Now, there's one question that remains to be answered. 17 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,640 Did she fall or was she pushed? 18 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,400 Train. 19 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,719 A train. 20 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:26,720 That's right. 21 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:30,460 You were on the train and... A coffin. 22 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:32,960 A dead man. 23 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,300 A dead man in a coffin. 24 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,540 A dead man who wasn't dead! 25 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,100 Ow! 26 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:48,860 A dead man in a coffin. A dead man who isn't dead. 27 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:55,350 It's quite a coincidence. 28 00:03:56,850 --> 00:03:58,950 There was a coffin aboard that train. 29 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:03,050 I ran a check on passengers and freight. There was a coffin aboard. 30 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:04,990 Inhabited? Yes. 31 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:07,870 With a dead man in it. Where was it going? 32 00:04:08,490 --> 00:04:09,490 To the Happy Meadow. 33 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:11,370 For burial. 34 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,140 Good morning, dear sir. 35 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,200 Good morning. 36 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,980 Steed. John Steed. Happy chap. 37 00:04:46,260 --> 00:04:48,240 Well, moderate. No, no, you misunderstand. 38 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,840 I'm happy chap. 39 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:51,720 Bagpipes happy chap. 40 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:54,480 Oh, how do you... Bagpipes? 41 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:56,400 My father's fault, really. 42 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:59,620 You see, when my mother told him she was going to present him with a squeaky 43 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,900 little bundle, he thought she meant the set of bagpipes that he'd always set his 44 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:07,080 heart on. Then when, of course, I arrived, it was his way of fighting 45 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,180 Yes, and it's not as though I'm Scots. I mean, if I'd been really Scots, at 46 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,120 least the name would have had a partisan ring to it. 47 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,600 Well, look on the bright side, Mr Happy Chap. 48 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,920 After all, your father might have had an obsession about sousaphones. 49 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:25,880 That is true. That is very true. 50 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,520 Well, now, to business. 51 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,720 Stand, please. 52 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:33,200 Mind you, I can't see that we're going to be doing much business for some time 53 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,300 ahead. Planning far ahead, are we? Certainly a plot now. Stand on that, 54 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,039 you, please? 55 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,660 Well, you are in luck. 56 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:42,250 Because I can just squeeze you in between two peers of the realm. Well, 57 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:45,790 actually, I... Oh, what about Jolly Jack Tarr's last jesting ground? 58 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:48,250 We like to make death fun. 59 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:53,650 I can squeeze you between an admiral on your port, a midshipman on your 60 00:05:53,650 --> 00:05:57,170 starboard, and a submarine commander astern. 61 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:00,490 I'm not here on that kind of business. 62 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:02,750 Oh. 63 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:05,710 A body arrived here a few days ago. 64 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:11,460 Now, it was brought here by train. Do you by any chance recall it? Indeed I 65 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:13,940 Ah, let me see, let me see, let me see. 66 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,680 Ah, yes. Class one interment. 67 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:19,340 Seventeen wreaths of assorted plastic flowers. 68 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:23,700 Simulated mock marble headstone. Stands up to the elements much better than the 69 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:27,000 real thing, you know. And a special home bargain get -in -while -stocks -last 70 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,220 fibreboard casket. 71 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:29,620 I remember it perfectly. 72 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:31,180 Where was it buried? 73 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,740 In our most exclusive area. 74 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,540 Paradise plot. 75 00:06:58,380 --> 00:06:59,460 Let me see. 76 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:01,200 Yes, this is the one. 77 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,420 Here's the chap that came in by train. 78 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,560 Jonathan Jupp. 79 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,840 Helen, while you were on the train, something happened. 80 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,600 You fell out. 81 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,580 You tripped. 82 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:20,960 Train. 83 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:22,580 The train. 84 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,479 Not much progress. 85 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,700 Let me try something. 86 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:38,920 Helen. 87 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,720 Helen. Helen. 88 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,320 Are these photographs? 89 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,480 Do you recognise? 90 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:50,740 Do you recognise anyone? 91 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,779 Jonathan Jack. 92 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:01,780 Do you know? 93 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,300 Ellen, do you know him? No, he's dead. He's dead. 94 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,640 On a train. 95 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,640 My dog. 96 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:11,840 It 97 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:20,620 was 98 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:21,620 late. 99 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,400 I had my dog on the train with me. 100 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,720 He was travelling in the guards van. 101 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:28,460 And I got up. 102 00:08:28,670 --> 00:08:30,410 And I went to the guard's van to feed him. 103 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:32,850 Do you believe her? 104 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:39,550 Sounded convincing. 105 00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:43,910 Nevertheless, I... Nevertheless? 106 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:46,330 She is suffering from concussion. 107 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,950 Now, there was a coffin on that train. She admits to having seen it. The rest 108 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:51,170 could be figment of her imagination. 109 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:53,570 Hallucination brought on by her injuries. 110 00:09:54,490 --> 00:10:01,480 Agreed. Except for two things. One, she did pick out Jop's... Vote 111 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,480 now. 112 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,840 And two? 113 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:07,300 Jonathan Japp. 114 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,020 He's a financier. 115 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,280 Of course. 116 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,600 I remember him now. 117 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,980 He was involved in some seedy deal or other. 118 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,120 He was about to be prosecuted for fraud. 119 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,540 Then he died of a heart attack. 120 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,460 Convenient. Very. 121 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:25,800 You've seen his grave? 122 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,120 His grave? 123 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,190 But not inside it. 124 00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:34,270 All right. 125 00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,930 I'll arrange for an exhumation order. 126 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:56,010 Well, satisfied? 127 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,360 I just wanted to make sure he was there. 128 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,190 I got this. 129 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:16,090 Jut was buried all right, but he's quite, quite dead. So that's that. 130 00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:17,450 I'm afraid not. 131 00:12:18,610 --> 00:12:21,170 I'm afraid that's not that. 132 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,470 There was a murder attempt on Helen Pritchard. 133 00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:29,070 Fortunately, Tara was there to foil the attack. 134 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,950 Unfortunately, the man was killed by his own gun. 135 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:38,730 But that still doesn't mean that her story about Jut was... Oh, there's more 136 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:39,569 it than that. 137 00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:41,390 We've identified the attacker. 138 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,160 His name was Brad Morton. 139 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:52,100 Morton was a financier on the brink of being prosecuted for fraud. 140 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,100 But his death wasn't engineered. 141 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,220 You said it was an accident, his own gun. 142 00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:03,060 He died officially six months ago of a heart attack. His body is buried at 143 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,060 Meadows. 144 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,260 Another one? 145 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:10,080 You want to exhume? 146 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,320 Another one. 147 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:12,630 Afraid so. 148 00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:16,110 Really, Mr. Seed, this morbid curiosity is verging on an obsession. 149 00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:22,330 If it's digging you're interested in, why don't you take up gardening? I mean, 150 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:25,730 roses, for instance, plant now, and by the summer you should have a fine crop 151 00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:26,730 of... Mr. 152 00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:28,230 Happychats. 153 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,810 All right. 154 00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:34,750 But if this ever got out in the trade... It'll be our secret. But, you see, 155 00:13:34,790 --> 00:13:37,690 people like to feel a sort of permanence about burial, up and down, up and down, 156 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:39,650 all the time. People will imagine I'm holding a dig in. 157 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,240 He's been stolen. 158 00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:01,420 Taken away. 159 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,560 There's a thief in our midst. 160 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,120 Come on. Where are we going? 161 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,340 I want to use your phone. 162 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,400 That's it, Charlie. 163 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,640 In there. 164 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,540 Ellen Pritchard. 165 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 All ten. 166 00:14:30,780 --> 00:14:31,780 Right. 167 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:40,540 Helen. 168 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:45,020 Do you feel well enough to run through the story again? 169 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,940 But I've told you all I know. 170 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,460 All you remember. 171 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,140 I'd go through it again. 172 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,240 Perhaps there's something you've overlooked. 173 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:54,540 All right. 174 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,160 It's no go. 175 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:31,980 No go? 176 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:36,380 What are you talking about? She's barricaded in up there. She's guarded. 177 00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:37,380 no chance. 178 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,880 Some people. 179 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,980 Mother, Bradney Morton is not there. 180 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:48,120 There's a coffin, but no body. 181 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,020 Body matches in this day and age? 182 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:54,800 That's what it looks like. Oh, and another thing. I've been reading 183 00:15:55,680 --> 00:16:00,050 What? John Ash... George and Tony Barter, Patrick Vernon. 184 00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:02,850 Steve, will you please try and be coherent? 185 00:16:04,090 --> 00:16:06,410 Think upon those names, Mother. 186 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:10,190 Ash, Barter, Vernon. 187 00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:12,730 Of course. 188 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:18,070 All financiers. And all involved in seedy deals. And all buried in Paradise 189 00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:19,830 Plot. All right. 190 00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:21,930 There is only one thing for it. 191 00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:25,790 All of them? 192 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,340 Uh, yes, brother. Well, yes, I agree. 193 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,460 It is the only way. 194 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,140 Uh, yes. 195 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,120 Yes, I'll attend to it. 196 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:51,180 Oh, uh... Mr. Happychap. 197 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,280 Bagpipes. 198 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:56,700 Baggers! No. 199 00:16:57,459 --> 00:17:00,820 This may come as a little bit of a shock to you but you're a big man and I'm 200 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,260 sure you'll take it in your stride. 201 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,320 This is awful. 202 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,600 Simply awful. 203 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,640 There's no body left. 204 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,920 The great grave robbery. What do we do now? 205 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,500 Do? 206 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,280 Oh, no. 207 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,600 Not again. 208 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,220 Again? 209 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:18,820 Yes. 210 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,160 Yes, Grandma. 211 00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:26,690 Yes, Grandma, we are endeavouring to do our best. 212 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:28,710 Yes. 213 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:33,090 Steed at this very moment is trying to dig something up. 214 00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:40,130 But it's impossible, quite impossible. 215 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,950 He was here a minute ago. 216 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,160 Thank you, gentlemen. 217 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:12,060 It is impossible. 218 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:13,940 But it happened. 219 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:21,100 But it happened. A short time ago, this man, Jop, was dead 220 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,100 and buried. 221 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,820 But now... 222 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,180 Everything to your satisfaction, Mr. Duck? Everything. 223 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:50,180 Are you sure there's nothing you want? 224 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,520 No, thanks. 225 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:58,140 There is one thing I'd like. 226 00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:05,260 I'd like to see... I'd like to see my wife's 227 00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:07,620 face if she knew where I was now. 228 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,460 I bet there'd be egg all over it. 229 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,880 I don't see how I can help you, Mr. Cordell. 230 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:21,920 My husband's death was very sudden. 231 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,040 And he didn't exactly leave me well provided for. 232 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,940 Yes, well, that in itself is curious, Mrs. Joff. 233 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,500 You know there was a great deal of money missing from your husband's company. 234 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,240 Yes, but wherever he put it, the secret died with him. Or he took it with him. 235 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,520 Yes, perhaps. 236 00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,270 It was a house attack, wasn't it, Mrs. Duke? 237 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,310 And you found it? 238 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,850 Yes. It's lying just over there. Oh. 239 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,410 All right, all right. 240 00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:52,490 He'd never been ill before. 241 00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,890 It all happened without warning. 242 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,530 He was planning to take me away. 243 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:00,190 Away? 244 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,170 Away where? 245 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:06,150 Well, he didn't tell me himself, you understand, but... 246 00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:10,970 I overheard him talking on the phone to Mystic Tours. He was arranging a trip, 247 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:14,110 arranging to go away for a long time. 248 00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:16,390 A long time. 249 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,910 Would you have heard him say that? 250 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:20,550 Yes, quite clearly. 251 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:24,950 And all this was arranged through Mystic Tours. 252 00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:26,310 You're quite sure of that? 253 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:28,010 Yes, quite sure. 254 00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:30,930 But where was he planning to go, Mrs. Jupp? 255 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,950 Well, I don't know exactly, but... 256 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,640 Whatever it was, it was somewhere nice. 257 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,960 Somewhere absolutely wonderful. 258 00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:41,700 What made you think that? 259 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:46,440 Because I heard him say, where I'm going, it'll be paradise. 260 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,100 Absolute paradise. 261 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:04,750 Anything you like there, sir? 262 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,510 No, not really. 263 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:11,810 Why don't you try our European junket? 264 00:22:12,070 --> 00:22:15,590 That's nine countries in four days by coach. 265 00:22:16,510 --> 00:22:18,570 By coach? In four days? 266 00:22:19,970 --> 00:22:22,210 Well, the driver used to be a Grand Prix driver. 267 00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:26,870 You don't actually have to get off the coach. We provide written summaries of 268 00:22:26,870 --> 00:22:30,450 every memorable experience you might have had in each city to impress your 269 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,450 friends. 270 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:35,350 We even provide photographs of you outside the loo. 271 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:37,050 Vatican. 272 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:40,730 Well, actually, I'm looking for something a little more relaxing. 273 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:42,850 An escape? 274 00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:46,810 Far from the cares of the world, eh? 275 00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:49,350 Well, a bit more than that, actually. 276 00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:51,270 It's a lot of business trouble. 277 00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:52,810 You understand me? 278 00:22:53,690 --> 00:22:56,510 I'd like to get away from it all for a while. 279 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,150 Somewhere cool. 280 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:08,210 Cool. Well, I anticipate a hot spell in this country, if I stay here, that is. 281 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:15,230 Have you any further information of the sort of place you're trying to escape 282 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:16,230 to? 283 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:22,730 Well, actually, what I'm looking for is paradise. 284 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:25,490 Absolute paradise. 285 00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:29,150 Paradise. 286 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:31,110 Paradise. 287 00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:33,530 How are they doing it? 288 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,050 And why? 289 00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:37,470 Who are they and where are they? 290 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:41,610 The whole graveyard looted, coffins dug up. 291 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,250 How on earth? 292 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,230 My guess is it happens at night. 293 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,170 There's no night guard at Happy Meadows? 294 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:50,730 No. 295 00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:52,610 Well, why should there be? 296 00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:56,130 There's no reason to believe that the inhabitants are going anywhere. 297 00:23:57,910 --> 00:24:00,290 All the same, I really feel that... 298 00:24:06,149 --> 00:24:07,149 Mother. Cordell. 299 00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:09,610 You're what? 300 00:24:12,710 --> 00:24:16,050 I'm taking a big chance calling you. They're watching me the whole time. 301 00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:19,570 Who's watching you? Where are you? They're coming back. 302 00:24:19,770 --> 00:24:21,070 I'll call later if I can. 303 00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:26,130 Cordell. Where are you? I'm on my way to paradise. 304 00:24:27,010 --> 00:24:28,210 Cordell. Cordell. 305 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:45,780 Not again. 306 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:49,120 Everyone's staying where they are. 307 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,020 This time I just want information. 308 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,220 Oh, that's better. 309 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:57,480 What can I do for you? 310 00:24:57,820 --> 00:25:02,980 If a man called Cordell calls or phones... William Cordell? 311 00:25:03,180 --> 00:25:04,760 That's right. He's here already. 312 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:07,280 What? Yes, he arrived a few minutes ago. 313 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,660 Poor chap. He got knocked over by a car. 314 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:20,500 His dying wish was that he should be interred in Paradise Plot. 315 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,200 Are you sure he was dead? 316 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,500 No respiration, no heartbeat, ice cold. Yes, he was dead. 317 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,300 Anyway, it's a little late to ask the question. He's already been buried. 318 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,019 What next? 319 00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:40,940 A night vigil. We've got to catch the grave robbers red -handed. A round -the 320 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,100 -clock vigil from dusk to dawn. 321 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:45,060 Excellent steed. 322 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,800 Excellent. Esprit de corps and all that sort of thing. 323 00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:50,400 Dedication to duty. 324 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,980 Heedless of sleep. 325 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:53,320 The wintry night. 326 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,900 Awake me if anything happens. 327 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,240 What? I gave the job to Dara. 328 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,420 Cold out here, isn't it? 329 00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:16,510 Cordell is a lot colder. 330 00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:34,750 Oh, hello there. 331 00:26:35,170 --> 00:26:36,190 Oh, hello. 332 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:38,790 Welcome to the club. 333 00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:40,130 Thanks. 334 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:43,770 I suppose you're here for the... 335 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,240 For the same reason as me. 336 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,640 Things got too hot in the other world. 337 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:53,580 Yes, that's right. Are we comfortable, gentlemen? 338 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,720 Oh, never better. 339 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:02,860 Don't forget, if there's anything you want... 340 00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:08,340 I'll tell you what. 341 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,880 I shall probably need a jolly long holiday when I've finished here. 342 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,180 Complaints will get you nowhere, Mr. 343 00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:18,380 Japp. 344 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:19,500 All right? 345 00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:21,580 Hiya. Hiya. 346 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:26,180 Hi. 347 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:29,520 Him? I saw him out of the hospital. 348 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:33,760 Oh. 349 00:27:35,060 --> 00:27:37,680 No, look, what hospital? 350 00:27:38,410 --> 00:27:39,870 What is this man talking about? 351 00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:45,190 Nolte, Mr. 352 00:27:45,450 --> 00:27:46,450 Cordell. 353 00:27:49,510 --> 00:27:50,570 It's getting light. 354 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:53,750 Nothing's going to happen. 355 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:19,730 Waste of time. 356 00:28:19,910 --> 00:28:23,070 I always thought it would be a whole night wasted and nothing's happened. 357 00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:26,330 Well, now what? 358 00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:53,090 If you put money into a bank, a reputable bank, you don't keep drawing 359 00:28:53,090 --> 00:28:54,090 see if it's still there. 360 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:55,970 Here we are, sir. 361 00:29:01,790 --> 00:29:05,490 There you are. He's still there, and he is still dead. 362 00:29:09,890 --> 00:29:12,530 Only this time, he's been shot. 363 00:29:15,070 --> 00:29:16,070 Shot? 364 00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:17,670 Shot? Shot. 365 00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:23,230 I wonder if it's too late to hand this case over to another department. 366 00:29:24,370 --> 00:29:28,130 And no one approached the grave during the night? No one. After all, it's an 367 00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:29,130 open and shut case. 368 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:31,270 Open the grave, shut the grave. 369 00:29:31,650 --> 00:29:33,090 Happy Chat was with you all the time? 370 00:29:33,290 --> 00:29:37,410 Yes. I should dress the report up. Make it seem simple and straightforward. 371 00:29:39,410 --> 00:29:40,590 Mother. What? 372 00:29:41,470 --> 00:29:43,210 Cordell spoke to Mrs. Chapton. 373 00:29:43,510 --> 00:29:44,630 Well, I believe he did. 374 00:29:44,970 --> 00:29:46,090 I think I'll go and see her. 375 00:29:52,010 --> 00:29:53,130 Oh, yes, he got quite interested. 376 00:29:54,790 --> 00:29:55,790 Excited, even. 377 00:29:56,010 --> 00:29:59,650 Then I told him my husband had been planning a holiday with Mystic Tours. 378 00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:01,310 Holiday? 379 00:30:01,690 --> 00:30:02,690 Where? 380 00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:05,650 That's what Mr. Cordell wanted to know. 381 00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:07,110 But I couldn't tell him. 382 00:30:08,270 --> 00:30:09,590 I couldn't tell him anything. 383 00:30:10,410 --> 00:30:11,890 Except that it would be paradise. 384 00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:15,090 Paradise? 385 00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:17,990 Paradise, Mr. Speed? 386 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:20,090 That's what I'm looking for. 387 00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:22,810 But aren't we all? 388 00:30:23,670 --> 00:30:25,850 But not with so much fervor as me. 389 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:29,330 And another thing, they say that you can't buy your way into heaven. 390 00:30:30,190 --> 00:30:35,370 But, uh... But I aim to try. 391 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:44,770 I think you'd better step this way, Mr. Staten. 392 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,400 Master. Master. 393 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:32,780 I don't know whether you noticed, but he's not breathing. 394 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:37,880 He's in what we call a deep state of trance. 395 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,720 Oh. 396 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,840 How long's he been like that? 397 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:46,580 Oh, he stopped his heart on Thursday last. 398 00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:47,970 Or was it Friday? 399 00:31:48,150 --> 00:31:49,150 Oh, Friday. 400 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:52,570 Well, how long will he remain like that? 401 00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:57,150 It's difficult to wake him sometimes. However, he is sensitive to certain 402 00:31:57,150 --> 00:31:58,150 things. Do you mind? 403 00:31:59,230 --> 00:32:00,270 Anything to help? 404 00:32:14,910 --> 00:32:16,290 It usually works. 405 00:32:16,650 --> 00:32:23,430 Lo, and when the grasshopper saith I go, then tis time for the fish 406 00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:25,170 to leap. He gets a bit like that. 407 00:32:26,050 --> 00:32:30,270 Most profound master, we have a visitor. 408 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:33,330 A child in search of the eternal truth. 409 00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:38,270 Then I saith this to thee, seek and ye shall find. 410 00:32:38,630 --> 00:32:40,050 That's not original, you know. 411 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:45,830 Come only to me with a thirst for knowledge. Come only to me with a desire 412 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:50,250 see. Come only to me with... With lots of money. And he's got lots of money. 413 00:32:51,410 --> 00:32:52,630 Thee are welcome. 414 00:32:55,570 --> 00:32:57,190 Doubly welcome, son. 415 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:03,570 I shall take your hand and lead thee on a spiritual adventure. 416 00:33:04,490 --> 00:33:05,490 Lo... 417 00:33:05,930 --> 00:33:11,190 When the lotus withereth on the leaf, then tis time to... To go to paradise. 418 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,190 to paradise. 419 00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:13,230 Eh? 420 00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:15,730 That's what he's come here for. 421 00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:18,690 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 422 00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:24,150 When did Steve leave, Mrs. Sharp? 423 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:25,990 I've already told you. 424 00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:28,730 About three hours ago. 425 00:33:29,470 --> 00:33:31,710 I am the master. 426 00:33:33,170 --> 00:33:34,170 I'm also... 427 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:35,860 A charlatan? 428 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:40,340 Fraud? A taker -in of the gullible. 429 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,340 Well, that makes two of us. Yes. 430 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,540 I'm a charlatan, save in one respect. 431 00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:49,640 A secret I stumbled upon, a priceless secret, which I'm prepared to impart to 432 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,040 others for a fee. 433 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,239 How much? 434 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,500 One third of that. 435 00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:56,140 You see, I'm a gambler. 436 00:33:56,380 --> 00:34:00,600 Gambling on your wit and chicanery, you have made a killing. Why else would you 437 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,459 be here? 438 00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:04,040 One third of that killing, Mr. Seed. 439 00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:07,040 That depends on what you're prepared to offer in return. 440 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,680 A new life? 441 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,139 You've grown tired of the old one, eh? It has become inconvenient? 442 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:16,219 To put it mildly. Very well. I will arrange for you to leave this life. 443 00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:18,239 with it. Shuffle off this mortal coil. 444 00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:25,360 If you were dead, Mr. Seed, if you were dead, the world would not pursue you any 445 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,159 further. The heat would be off, eh? 446 00:34:28,139 --> 00:34:31,620 I will arrange your death for you. I could arrange that, too, and cheaper. 447 00:34:34,090 --> 00:34:37,030 But I offer special after -death benefits. 448 00:34:38,170 --> 00:34:40,630 Death is only the beginning of the deed. 449 00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,290 It's the same pattern as before. 450 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:49,130 Not quite. 451 00:34:50,469 --> 00:34:52,190 Cordell managed to call us. 452 00:34:53,429 --> 00:34:54,429 I accept. 453 00:34:54,670 --> 00:34:59,710 Excellent. You won't live to regret it, I promise you. I sincerely hope I do. 454 00:35:00,110 --> 00:35:01,110 Live. 455 00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:02,450 Oh, yes. 456 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:04,530 Right. Have no fear. 457 00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:07,650 Well, I'll be back later. 458 00:35:10,570 --> 00:35:12,970 I regret that now you are here. You must stay. 459 00:35:14,730 --> 00:35:18,610 But surely... Now you already know too much about us. You must remain 460 00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:20,850 incommunicado until the whole thing is over. 461 00:35:22,170 --> 00:35:23,890 I'm sorry, but those are the rules. 462 00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:26,610 Incomunicado? Can't I even phone my mother? Not even her. 463 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,280 When is this to be arranged your death is already arranged it will be violent 464 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,280 but quite painless 465 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,020 Paradise. Hello? 466 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:10,180 Yes? 467 00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:11,780 Oh, when? 468 00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:15,500 I see. Thank you very much. Bye. 469 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:17,899 It's Steve. 470 00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:18,900 He's been located. 471 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:20,960 Well, come on. Where is he? 472 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:23,080 Out at Happy Meadows. 473 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,880 Miss King. 474 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:31,840 Hello. Where is he? 475 00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:33,859 Where's who? 476 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:34,860 Steve. 477 00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:36,939 He's gone. 478 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:42,240 Oh, it's just they told me he was here. He was here and he's gone. 479 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:43,640 Any idea where? 480 00:36:43,860 --> 00:36:45,320 He's in Paradise Plot. 481 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,840 Oh, he's not digging up another one of those. 482 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:53,760 I don't think you fully comprehend the situation, Miss King. I said he was in 483 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,160 Paradise Plot. 484 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,240 What? 485 00:36:57,500 --> 00:36:59,670 Dead. So we buried him. 486 00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:03,790 Steve. 487 00:37:04,230 --> 00:37:06,870 I assure you, he was quite dead. 488 00:37:44,620 --> 00:37:48,060 What would it be like, I wonder, if I'd lived a completely blameless life? 489 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,360 This is really living. 490 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,360 Don't you mean dying? 491 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,280 Chubb. 492 00:37:58,660 --> 00:37:59,558 You know me? 493 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,840 I was in finance, too, remember? We used to meet quite a lot in the city. 494 00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:04,260 Possible. 495 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,720 Well, Mr. Steve, how do you like our paradise? 496 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,260 Are our angels dolly enough for you? 497 00:38:14,470 --> 00:38:15,730 Unimprovable. I can. 498 00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:17,850 Oh, thank you very much. 499 00:38:20,010 --> 00:38:22,010 No, I don't want to spoil things. 500 00:38:23,110 --> 00:38:24,390 How did I get here? 501 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:27,030 That was my part of the bargain, Mr. Steed. 502 00:38:27,650 --> 00:38:29,750 I said I had one genuine talent. 503 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,610 That of being able to suspend animation. 504 00:38:33,030 --> 00:38:36,590 You were likely bumped in a street accident just enough to render you 505 00:38:36,590 --> 00:38:38,630 unconscious. But the world thinks you were killed. 506 00:38:38,890 --> 00:38:40,410 After all, there was no pulse. 507 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,240 Breathing had ceased. Your body temperature was below that necessary to 508 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:47,380 life. An illusion I created. 509 00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:50,840 To all intents and purposes, you were dead. 510 00:38:51,180 --> 00:38:52,180 And buried. 511 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:55,080 Buried? Look above you, Mr. Steed. 512 00:38:58,220 --> 00:39:03,600 These tunnels, catacombs, run directly beneath Paradise Plot, Happy Meadow. 513 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,240 And the door? 514 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,700 Connects to the coffins above. It's just as easy to... 515 00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:11,900 And screw the side of the coffin as is the top, you see. 516 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:16,740 Relax, Mr. Steed. There will be nobody chasing you down here. The world above 517 00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:17,740 thinks you are dead. 518 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,040 Miss King? 519 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:40,180 Dig it up. Please dig it up. 520 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,640 Roy? 521 00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:43,060 Roy? 522 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:31,130 Do you pop out of here now and again? Pop out? 523 00:40:31,910 --> 00:40:35,190 Yes. Upstairs, the great outside. See what's happening. 524 00:40:35,650 --> 00:40:36,650 Never. 525 00:40:37,050 --> 00:40:38,970 I've never been out since I arrived. 526 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:42,410 Oh, really? Aren't you the least bit curious about what's happening in the 527 00:40:42,410 --> 00:40:45,310 wide world? Oh, curious doesn't enter into it. 528 00:40:46,030 --> 00:40:48,230 Besides, they wouldn't alight. 529 00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:52,450 You know, they say it takes about two years to let things cool off. 530 00:40:52,770 --> 00:40:53,770 Two years? 531 00:40:53,930 --> 00:40:55,850 Yes, that's how long we've got to be here. 532 00:40:56,430 --> 00:40:59,250 Mind you, I'm not bothered. 533 00:41:35,630 --> 00:41:39,130 Now, Miss King, you'll see for yourself for the last time. 534 00:41:39,350 --> 00:41:45,270 Perhaps you'll understand why I... don't feel too well. 535 00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:04,210 Cheeky, cheeky. 536 00:42:05,279 --> 00:42:07,980 Now, you will watch the old ticker, won't you, gentlemen? 537 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:13,260 Everything to your liking, Mr. Sting? 538 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:14,640 Yes, thank you, Mr. Shaw. 539 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,020 Lovely. 540 00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:19,600 That's what we like to see. 541 00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:44,060 Sharpening it. 542 00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:55,660 I always did think there was something wrong with him, Master. 543 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,700 You were absolutely right. 544 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:02,400 We can't take any chances, Mr. Cleed. Well, I appreciate that. I'm sorry, but 545 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,820 rules are rules. Of course. We have to kill you. 546 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,180 But you've already done that. Oh, naughty, naughty. 547 00:45:07,529 --> 00:45:08,550 Yeah. Hold it. 548 00:45:14,450 --> 00:45:15,450 Thanks, Tom. 549 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:21,680 Now she's gone. 550 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,560 ... ... 551 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,360 Would you care to go first? 552 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,180 Why, then? 553 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,760 He's coming round. 554 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,640 Give him a nip of brandy. 555 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,580 All right, Mr Happy Chap, sir. 556 00:47:40,430 --> 00:47:43,530 bit of mopping up to do. 557 00:47:56,710 --> 00:48:03,650 Mr. Habichat, Steed is alive and well, but he's 558 00:48:03,650 --> 00:48:04,650 staying on in paradise. 559 00:48:42,510 --> 00:48:43,428 Like it? 560 00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:46,290 Very complicated, isn't it? Steed! Tara! 561 00:48:46,630 --> 00:48:47,368 Uh -oh. 562 00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:48,410 Bit of a squash. 563 00:48:48,710 --> 00:48:49,710 Mother! 564 00:48:50,850 --> 00:48:52,270 I say! 565 00:48:53,670 --> 00:48:55,670 Splendid achievement, Steed! 566 00:48:56,670 --> 00:48:58,330 Splendid! Oh, thank you very much. 567 00:48:58,570 --> 00:49:01,050 It's hard to believe you assembled it yourself. 568 00:49:01,530 --> 00:49:03,790 The instruction booklet is very explicit. 569 00:49:04,070 --> 00:49:07,570 Yes, but a thing like this, and in your own backyard. 570 00:49:08,330 --> 00:49:10,270 It must have been expensive. 571 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:11,980 I've saved up a bit. 572 00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:14,600 I've always wanted one of these. 573 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Where are you going? 574 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,400 Outside. 575 00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:19,960 Outside? Yes. 576 00:49:20,580 --> 00:49:23,020 I want to take a snap of it, of my album. 577 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,360 Ah. 578 00:49:33,660 --> 00:49:34,980 Where do you like the blue paper? 579 00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:36,920 Oh, you don't. 580 00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:39,820 All you do is press that button there. 581 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,780 This one? Yeah. 582 00:49:45,380 --> 00:49:46,380 No! 583 00:50:15,610 --> 00:50:19,190 Uh... That part of the kit arrives next week. 584 00:50:26,450 --> 00:50:27,450 Steed! 585 00:50:27,810 --> 00:50:31,510 Steed! Steed, I demand that you bring that thing down at once! 586 00:50:36,470 --> 00:50:37,470 Demand? 587 00:50:38,890 --> 00:50:40,570 Can you get us down? 588 00:50:41,530 --> 00:50:42,530 Eventually, yes. 589 00:50:42,930 --> 00:50:44,330 I still think I can. 590 00:50:45,010 --> 00:50:46,010 Eventually? 591 00:50:46,870 --> 00:50:47,970 There's no hurry. 592 00:50:51,890 --> 00:50:54,930 None at all. 593 00:51:03,710 --> 00:51:04,710 They'll be back. 594 00:51:04,910 --> 00:51:06,370 You can depend on it. 595 00:51:13,089 --> 00:51:14,150 They're unchaperoned up there.